March 2012
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February 2012
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GPOY OF EVERYONE ON TUMBLR.
^omg this was my comment when I first reblogged this vid months ago. Fuck you, who ever deleted my credit.
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mynamekyle:
Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year? Because I do.
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1612th:
in 4th grade there was this girl who had a collection of furbies and one day she brought like 12 in to class and she was sitting in the back licking them and biting their hair off and i asked her what she was doing and she was like “im feeling them enter me” and then she got sent to the office
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eatsleepstrokesrepeat:
what if earth is actually just a giant cookie
and we’re the sprinkles
and 2012 is the year when we’re done baking and god decides to eat us
what if all the planets are just giant cookies
baking from the heat of the sun in the giant oven galaxy
waiting to be eaten
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Me taking a bath and my mom comes in.
Me: Mom... *poses* Draw me like one of your french girls.
Her:
Me:
Her: What?
Me: Titanic.
Her: ...You're so stupid.
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Unpopular opinion about the unpopular opinion about Lady Gaga:
Many hate on Lady Gaga for being too flamboyant and a bad example for the gay community. People part of the gay community complain that Lady Gaga doesn’t properly represent them. I say that at least the gay community has someone in the main music industry that speaks for them in the right ways and actively supports them. They...
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meatmodel:
this one time my grandma met queen latifa in a gas station bathroom and my grandma saw her come out of a stall and she was like “QUEEN LATIFAH” and then queen latifah said “HOW U DOIN” and walked out
Anonymous asked: how do you get your font small...
intramuro:
i whisper very softly to the keyboard
faggorama:
i bet the “YMCA” dance is a lot harder to do in chinese
friend: 10 people have asked to be my valentine
me: sometimes i meow at cats and they meow back
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clavid:
shout out to my nipples for always knowing the temperature
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ifyoucarryonthisway:
i wish someone would love me as much as kanye west loves kanye west
mom: why are you laughing alone in your room