January 2012
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December 2011
I hate being on my period. My thought process is...
Me: Oh! You look pretty today!
Me: BUT YOU'RE FAT.
Me: That's okay! Just go for a run.
Me: NO, SIT YOUR ASS BACK DOWN AND STUFF THAT COOKIE IN YOUR MOUTH, YOU SLUT.
“here have a picture of me for christmas.”
– Every girl on Facebook.
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me: i'm so lonely omg i just want someone to talk at me
someone: hey
me: no not you
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digivolved:
me: mom im hungry
mom: eat a fruit
me:
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family member: so what are your plans
me: sleep and eat
family member: i meant for tomorr-
me: sleep and eat
family member: and for the futu-
me: sleep
family member: when you grow u-
me: eat
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When you get into a fight..
hiiilife808:
This is how you think you look:
But this is how you really look;
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Watchmaaarcusss:
Katy Perry on SNL
I lost my shit at when she “snaps.”
The Letter of the Law
me: *sneezes*
class: *silence/crickets*
most popular girl in the grade: *sneezes*
class: god bless you sweetheart jesus lord let god protect you from that horrible sneeze
Watch
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a sad storee
raphmike:
Watchmyhairsbigmydreamsarebigger:
-halfhearted:
OMFG
YOU TELL EM
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HOW TO DRAW CAT IN TWO EASY STEPS
puppytoast:
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Watchjennasty:
Works every time
