February 2012
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Watchmynamekyle:
Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year? Because I do.
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1612th:
in 4th grade there was this girl who had a collection of furbies and one day she brought like 12 in to class and she was sitting in the back licking them and biting their hair off and i asked her what she was doing and she was like “im feeling them enter me” and then she got sent to the office
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eatsleepstrokesrepeat:
what if earth is actually just a giant cookie
and we’re the sprinkles
and 2012 is the year when we’re done baking and god decides to eat us
what if all the planets are just giant cookies
baking from the heat of the sun in the giant oven galaxy
waiting to be eaten
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Me taking a bath and my mom comes in.
Me: Mom... *poses* Draw me like one of your french girls.
Her:
Me:
Her: What?
Me: Titanic.
Her: ...You're so stupid.
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Unpopular opinion about the unpopular opinion about Lady Gaga:
Many hate on Lady Gaga for being too flamboyant and a bad example for the gay community. People part of the gay community complain that Lady Gaga doesn’t properly represent them. I say that at least the gay community has someone in the main music industry that speaks for them in the right ways and actively supports them. They...
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meatmodel:
this one time my grandma met queen latifa in a gas station bathroom and my grandma saw her come out of a stall and she was like “QUEEN LATIFAH” and then queen latifah said “HOW U DOIN” and walked out
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Anonymous asked: how do you get your font small...
intramuro:
i whisper very softly to the keyboard
faggorama:
i bet the “YMCA” dance is a lot harder to do in chinese
friend: 10 people have asked to be my valentine
me: sometimes i meow at cats and they meow back
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clavid:
shout out to my nipples for always knowing the temperature
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ifyoucarryonthisway:
i wish someone would love me as much as kanye west loves kanye west
mom: why are you laughing alone in your room
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jpierrepontcriss:
you know how people say “shoot for the moon, even if you miss you’ll land among the stars”?
actually, besides the sun, the closest star is over 4 light-years away
so if you miss, you’ll just be floating through the dark void of space for the rest of eternity until you are dead, just like your dreams
January 2012
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galosengen:
equiuszahhak:
i will never understand the phenomenon of people reblogging posts purely for a reaction image that isn’t even anything to do with the subject of the post
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adele: i set fire to the rain
me:
mom:
adele: watched it burn
me and adele: AS I TOUCHED YOUR FACE
mom: please get your hand off my face i'm driving.
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